Having a sister can be trying at times. The way I see it, you have to go through seemingly endless pain in order to become friends with your sister but once you make it, all the arguments seem worth it. If you have a sister already, well done for making it this far. If you’ve never had a sister, read on about the 18 years of pain you managed to avoid.
#1 When someone tells you that “your sister is better looking than you”
Top tip: to prepare yourself for this scenario, create a list of the worst things she’s ever done. This proves that although she is hot, she’s also a d*ck. Alternatively, look the person up and down and say: “Ah, that’s sweet you think she’d be interested in you”. It’s like a protective “f*ck you”.
#2 When you work out how to subtly annoy your sibling without your parents noticing
Suggestion: make her life more difficult by hiding a different personal possession of hers every day. Guaranteed to mightily piss her off.